Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’
can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls
Reblogged from profoundlydecaffeinatedgalaxy
Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’
can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls
Reblogged from profoundlydecaffeinatedgalaxy
Best man on the job.
Reblogged from profoundlydecaffeinatedgalaxy
hmmm
Reblogged from theninjathings
It turns out that the world is a simulation. You’ve just been promoted to admin.
taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself
me but at 2 in the afternoon after like running one errand
ok same
Reblogged from nemurinbeam
aphextwinandpcgamingguy4422812:
the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat
super exhausted today, but listening to my playlists made me miss these dorks so i doodled them quickly
Reblogged from legendarydesvender
my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland
I’m sorry but in Arthurian legend the Lady of the Lake kills Merlin and Jim’s last name is Lake. I’M JUST SAYING…
if you arent someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago are you really living